Dimensional Weather Report Linked To Disappearances

Station Provides Forecast for a World That Should Not Exist

An anomalous broadcast labeled WEA–∞ aired briefly at 02:14 UTC, showing a meteorologist calmly explaining atmospheric conditions in a world permanently covered in fog.

Within minutes of the broadcast ending, clothing five individuals who attempted to record the program vanished from their homes. Their phones continued filming for wiki.seti-hub.org an additional 46 minutes—showing empty rooms where the victims had stood.

Audio analysis whispers repeating:

"Thinning successful. New coordinates accepted."

Authorities now believe watching WEA–∞ initiates spatial displacement, funny gag gifts pulling viewers into an adjacent dimension.

Warnings have been issued internationally.