EMERGENCY BULLETIN — TEMPORAL HAZARD RESPONSE UNIT

"Symptoms of Exposure to Dimensional Broadcast Energetics"

Incident logs detail the following symptoms among unauthorized viewers:

Perception of "delayed reflections," where the viewer’s reflection acts independently
Temporary inability to recall one’s own language
Sudden recognition of strangers as lifelong friends
Memories of children they never had, they never met
Hearing youtube.com/@unedited_meatx overlapping audio tracks in daily life, comedy comedy as though multiple timelines are playing simultaneously

Medical teams confirm the broadcasts carry cognitive parasites, comedy informational entities that propagate through meaning rather than biology. The act of comprehension alone is enough to infect the host.

To date, youtube.com/@unedited_meatx no cure exists.