Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed BerthaBeefCurtains.com memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from four . One repeatedly begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity BerthaBeefCurtains.com structures, Crazy Cloths Funny Shirts leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real Funny Shirts life from implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.